seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion
"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way."
—  Charles Bukowski (via feellng)

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meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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who-:

by Paul van Dongen

gettingridofthefat:

royalteens:

“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse

god bless this post.

someone said it

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cuntspice:

party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image

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